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I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat the Cat Patch Hat

I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat the Cat Patch Hat

Regular price $27.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $27.99 USD
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Upgrade your hat game with a Gritty Gator Patch Hat!

Warning: This Hat Is for the Bold, the Brave, and the Slightly Inappropriate.

Introducing the "I'm Not Haitian, But I'll Eat the Cat" Patch Hat from Gritty Gator — the hat that’ll have grandma clutching her pearls and your buddies howling with laughter. It's wild, it's wrong, and it’s way too good to leave in the cart.

Rock this lid if you're the kind of person who lives life on the edge of decency and dives headfirst into dinner and double entendres. Stitched onto a premium Richardson trucker hat, this is your official license to offend — and be everyone's favorite kind of trouble.

Dirty minds welcome. Purr-mission granted.
You didn’t come here to be polite… you came to eat.

Product Info

-Richardson 112 Trucker Style Hat

-Adjustable Snapback Closure

-Laser Engraved, Superior Quality Leatherette Patch

Sizing

-Adjustable Snapback Closure

-One Size Fits Most (7-7 3/4 Inch)

Shipping & Return Policy

Shipping Policy:

  • All orders will be processed and shipped within 3-5 business days.
  • All orders ship free.
  • We currently only ship within the United States.

Return Policy:

  • We only accept returns or exchanges if you have received the wrong item or your package arrived damaged.
  • If you received the wrong item or your package arrived damaged, please get in touch with us within three days of receiving your order to arrange a replacement or refund.
  • If your package or item is damaged upon arrival, please take photos of the packaging before and after opening, clearly showcasing the damage. We will need this for insurance purposes.
  • To be eligible for a return or exchange, the item must be unused and in the same condition as when you received it.

We strive to provide high-quality products and excellent customer service. If you have any questions or concerns about your order, please don't hesitate to contact us.

  • Ships Free
  • Superior Quality
  • Unique Design
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